Can i not drive my cunt home
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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