i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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