Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
