found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my being single is dangerous.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
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