at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
MIDGETS
????
I could fuck to npr.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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