You smell like a Billy Joel song
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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