She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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