Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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