fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
How naked do you want me to be?
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