I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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