I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
thus making me awesome and them whores
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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