idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He has the fingertips of a God
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