I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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