I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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