yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
