Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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