How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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