you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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