i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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