she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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