Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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