While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
