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If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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