My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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