Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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