Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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