thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
That's intense
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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