Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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