I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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