Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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