I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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