i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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