Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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