There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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