Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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