we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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