Dual....:-)
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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