You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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