Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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