Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I'm really busy with my period
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