What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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