I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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