for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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