put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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