im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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