i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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