I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
