I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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