on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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