Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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