I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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