Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
why is half of my head shaved?
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