I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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