I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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