i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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