I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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