You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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